2011 Sherman Ave Reader’s Poll: Results
With 122 responses and a wide variety of exceedingly gruesome responses,* we were absolutely thrilled with the success of this year’s poll. So, after much anticipation (drumroll please), we present to...
View ArticleHow to survive a walk down Sheridan Road
Let’s face it: you didn’t come to Northwestern because you’re good at socializing. You probably came here because you got a 33 on your ACT, placed in the semifinals of Scholastic Bowl, and get offended...
View ArticleNorthwestern Archaeology Department Discovers Long-Forgotten Sidewalk
12:25 p.m. CST, February 18, 2014 EVANSTON, IL—Northwestern University’s Archaeology department began a new excavation today on campus, unearthing a sidewalk that was previously believed to have been...
View ArticleNorthwestern Student Not Sure What Jacket to Wear
EVANSTON, IL – As the temperatures finally increased above freezing, Northwestern students were faced with a new set of anxieties. Sidewalks became moats as the 2 feet of snow from the heinous...
View ArticleOne Student’s Biker Profile
I wake up 10 minutes before my class all the way across campus. My carbon footprint is way smaller than yours. My calves are rock-fucking-solid. I only have one testicle. Yes, I’m a biker. And yes,...
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